Frogspring 15: The “No seriously, I’m taking the day off” edition.
Day off I said? Okay, after this…no more blogging today.
Holy shit are those guns on your back wall? Remind me never to piss you off.
No need to worry. That is, unless you fear getting welts on your butt. See this Frogspring for details. Scroll down, it’s right after the duck poem.
frog hot stuff… are you single and straight?
Yes and yes. I likes the boobies and the vaginas and I am quite the single frog. I like long hops on the beach, opera, and cuddling by the fire. All interested parties of the opposite sex can send me a short essay on why they want some frog lovin’…along with pictures of their boobs…to…
boobs@thefrogman.me
And yes, I created that address for real. Muhahahaha!
When I read the blog you wrote about your condition, it made me cry. I’m so thankful that you spend your time making us laugh and smile, and I admire the fact that you keep pressing on…
No need to cry over me. I do okay. The best thing you can do for me is keep laughing at all the crap I think up. That’s the best fuel for keeping me going that there is. I’m hopeful that in a year or two there will be some treatments that will improve my situation. So let’s all be patient and wait for them doctors to whip me up a batch of pep.
My toothbrush magically disappeared from my bathroom. Did gremlins take it?
No, I’m afraid someone was in desperate need of a toothbrush to appease their bat.
If you could be any other creature, now or extinct, what would you be?
The stegochickensaurus, of course.
