This dream I just had…
I just woke up from a dream and I thought I might share it with you. We must go back in time. Back to when I was a young high school lad. As some of you may know, this is a time when a young male is filled with hormones and has no control over when or where he has an erection. The damned thing would just pop up and we had to figure out how to carry a math book in a believable way that didn’t scream, “I have a raging hard-on and I thought I’d try to smother it with calculus.”
So I’m walking to my next class with my math book covering my bits and I approach the stairs. In front of me is former Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi. Someone bumps me from behind, jutting my pitched tent straight into her pantsuit buttcheeks at the top of the stairs.
It gets better.
Our legs get swept up from under us. I land on my behind, and she in my lap, and our forward momentum causes us to slide down the steps. We both scream as we take this bumpy ride together and our voices have a sort of forced vibrato as they are jolted by each step we fall down. And as we go down, my pants boner keeps going up and down, up and down. We finally reach the bottom. We share an awkward look and we go our separate ways.
Long story short…I dreamt that I accidentally through-the-clothes-buttsexed Nancy Pelosi on some stairs.
