So I know this dog who was playing at the dog park,
And he got really dirty because he was running around like a crazy dog and jumping in and out of the pond and rolling in the dirt.
He was very happy about how dirty he had become and reminisced on the car ride home.
But then he found out that his mom was not happy with how dirty he was and trapped him in the bathroom for a bath.
Then that dirty dog got a bath whether he wanted to or not.
And he got the bathtub really really gross,
But he just acted like it never happened in his smug towel cave
And his mom was left to clean the mess.
What a jerk that dog is.