thefrogman's New Year's resolutions

Lose weight
Continue not smoking
Save money to buy stuff
Quit killing hobos
Learn how to knit
Knit something
Give away knitted items to hobos
Don’t kill the hobos I give knitted stuff to
Watch less TV
Design special pads for fainting goats to lessen the blow of falling over suddenly
Finish burying hobo victims from last year
Try new things
Learn how to dance
Cure cancer
Become an astronaut
Find my harmonica that I lost
Punch Kanye West in the nuts
Quit whackin’ it to the Golden Girls
Exercise
Do not buy giant shark knife to kill hobos with