I present to you this picture. When you look at it, the first thing you are probably thinking is, “Hey, that’s a cute kitty!” Then as your eyes begin to scan in more detail you might then think, “What is that strange thing he is standing on?” And as you really start to focus you’ll inevitably think, “Why is there cum on that kitty’s head?”
First, yes…that is a cute kitty.
Second, that is the “Emery Cat.” An innovative new device that lures kitties onto it and tricks them into filing their claws. This way, when your kitty attempts to scratch your eyes out, instead of a quick, sharp pain…you will feel a dull, lingering pain.
Third, I have no idea why there is cum on that kitty’s head. I can only theorize that it is the result of some sort of masturbation misfire. I mean, you can prepare for the splooge all you want, but you never really know where it’s going to end up.
So, buy an Emery Cat today!
