Oops, I forgot to update with what my actual height is.
I asked here how tall my followers think I am. I am 5’9”, nearly 5’10”.
Yes, sometimes I do step on short people by accident. I apologize. :(
But I used science to calculate your height at 9.5 feet! Science is a bunch of bullshit.
Yeah, I hate science. PFF, SCIENCE! It only created the most glorious thing of all, the internet! Who cares about that?!
Science did that?? I could have swore it was Al Gore. Okay, well…I’ll give science another shot then.
















