And now for the results of the “Ewok smoking a pipe” caption contest.
- beltane: So I told her “C’mon princess, the fur just makes it LOOK smaller”.
- alanharris: “And that, my friends, is the Theory of Relativity.”
- MirandaJanell: “I can haz cannabis?”
- Tim: “How do you know if you’re smoking a good cigar? It smells like dog shit.”
- jeremyheckt: ‘Sup muthafucker.”
- thejacaranda: “I smoke to forget I lost my eyes gambling… me be a naaaauuughtyy bear, RAWWWRRR….!”
- zoomsalad: “Let’s just launch ourselves out of the catapult~!”
- gorillasushi: “They see me rollin’…”
- fuckyeahhoneybear: “Wanna puff?”
- abakkus: “Gentlemen.”
And the winner is…
- goops: “I find this Ewok’s lack of eyeballs disturbing.”
Congratulations! I packaged up the used turkey baster and the possibly expired cheese and labeled it “goops”. I then threw it at the mailman and ran away. Hopefully your prize will arrive in due time. Enjoy!
