Chuck Norris Picture Mega Post
Before I do my Chuck Norris picture mega post, you should get to know the man with a few Chuck Norris facts.
- If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
- Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
- Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay’s potato chip.
- Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
- Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
- There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
- Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
- Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
- Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
- Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
