“Welcome to the DMV ma’am, how may I help you?”
“I’d like a personalized license plate. I would like to use my name…Agina. It’s a Spanish name meaning “proud female warrior.” It is my grandmother’s name also. I’m really excited to show her when I get these plates.”
“No problem. You should get your plates in 2 weeks.”
…2 weeks later
“Okay grandma, check out my cool new license plates.”
“Dear, it says vagina.”
“Ah fuck.”
