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Thought of the day: More people are killed by falling coconuts than sharks, yet, the Discovery Channel has no Coconut Week.
Areas of my expertise: Evil photoshop, evil needlepoint, writing, boob memorization, guitar gadgets, knife catching, witty retorts, relationship advice, synchronized waffle making, science fiction, and Devo songs not involving whips or it.
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