Tales from Lunesta Chapter 5
There once was a dragon that could not breathe fire. All of his dragon friends gave him crap about it. This made him mad so he got himself a giant sword and stabbed them all in the throat. Particularly the fire-gland sacks. Then none of them could breathe fire and they were defenseless against their natural predator, the 9 headed ice flinging badger. And that’s why the expression goes…
“Don’t stab your friends in the sack, cuz a badger might throw ice in your eye.”
Words to live by.
