Tales from Lunesta Chapter 3
I find the scrotum to be poorly designed.If I were in the testicle engineering meeting I think things may have gone a bit differently.
“Alright men. We have finished designing the human testicles. They are the 2 most important things on the male body. Without them there would be no procreation possible and the species would die. Now let’s brainstorm and figure out what to put them in and how to attach them. Ideas?”
“How about a thin wrinkly sack stuck under the junk?”
“Johnson that is brilliant! Let’s send this over to the boys in manufacturing and get us a prototype.”
“Umm…sir?”
“Not you again. What is it this time?”
“I’m not sure a thin wrinkly sack is enough protection for the testicles. They may be easily damaged.”
“How could they possibly become damaged?”
“Well, they could get hit with a ball or a wiffle bat. Children might kick them, skateboarders might fall of onto a rail. They could get trapped in a vice or some Bond villain might shoot a high powered laser that inches closer and closer to your naughty bits…”
“That is just about the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever heard. Alright, Mr. Safety Pants, what would you put the testicles in?”
“Well, we made that armadillo thing last week. Maybe something like that.”
“No.”
“I think we have some spare turtle parts.”
“No.”
“Snail shell?”
“No.”
“Rhino skin?”
“Noooo.”
“How about we just put them inside the body?”
“Absolutely not.”
“We need to protect them somehow, dammit! People are going to get hit in the nads and it’s really going to hurt and it’s going to be all your fault!”
“We are going with the wrinkly sack and that is final!”
“How about we just cover them with teeth?”
“NO!”
Sorry guys…I tried. Look on the bright side, our fragile man parts and the plethora of items that smash into them are keeping YouTube in business.
