Tales from Lunesta Chapter 2
The day is too long when there is nothing to do. The day is too short when there is a Dukes of Hazzard marathon. It is a *scientific fact that tight denim shorts accelerate the passage of time. I had an uncle that wore them every day and he only lived 11 years. That’s 79 in jean shorts years. We were all sad to see him go, but relieved to no longer witness a crusty old man in shorts two sizes too small. Yes, Daisy Dukes sure are a lot more pleasant when there isn’t old man junk crammed in them.
*not a scientific fact
