Things I’ve learned from Lost
Never put metal in the time traveling bunny microwave.
Mysterious hatches always lead to trouble. If your curiosity becomes too great and you are compelled to open a hatch, punch yourself in the face.
Never make a hollow statue of the Virgin Mary. Otherwise she might get heroine up the butt.
Polar bears are bastards.
Carry a shop vac at all times to defend against angry smoke.
Don’t sit in the tail section of a crashing plane. You’d probably survive the crash, but you’ll just get murdered later on.
If you answer one question, you must pose 234,345 more.
