DIRECTV Launches New Line of Catellite Dishes
By Melissa Venditti, FluffPo Special Correspondent
Carl Fraser, DIRECTV’s senior vice president of product, has announced that the company will launch its new line of Catellite dishes this spring. The receivers will install directly on your cat and add 34 new channels of feline-focused programming.
“With the rising popularity of fluffy animal media, we thought this was the puuurfect opportunity to pounce on our competition,” said Fraser at the company’s headquarters in El Segundo, CA.