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The Frogman’s New Thing 2/23/12

Today I learned that the Earth is round.

I promise that is not as idiotic as it sounds. A lot of people probably think, “Welllll… it’s not perfectly round. It’s bumpy!” There are mountains and valleys and giant trenches in the oceans. And if you get a globe you can even feel the bumpiness over the mountains.¬†

The Earth is not bumpy. The Earth is smooth like the Fonz. If you shrunk the Earth down to the size of a billiard ball, it would be the smoothest billiard ball in existence. The imperfections are microscopic in the grand scheme. Those bumps on your globe are all a pack of lies!

2 years ago

February 23, 2012
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