corgiaddict - More corgis than you can shake a stick at. But if you do, they will bite it and try to steal it. Don’t shake your good sticks at them is what I’m trying to say.
tastefullyoffensive - Christian does a fantastic job finding new stuff to add to the tumblr mix. I’m not sure if I’m supposed to reveal his name. Pretend I said Leonard.
sirmitchell - Mike Mitchell is one of my favorite artists ever in the history of time and space.
kalamazu - Kally is a pistol. I call her the ginger goddess because she has the most incredible mane of red hair I’ve ever seen. She also helped talk me through a rough time a while back. She’s one cool dame.
jezebelthegreat - Jess is just flippin’ great. She is 430 months pregnant and she still looks stunning. She is the significant other of Mr. GorillaSushi and together they make the cutest tumblr couple there is. But not cute like “lovey dovey this is going to get on your nerves after a while.” Cute like puppies and kittens and they just make you smile every time you see them.
bestnatesmithever - Nate is a fellow comedian that has a serious Mtn Dew addiction and the chemical buildup of various Mtn Dew ingredients has ruined his ability to grow non-creepy facial hair. That said, he is one of the nicest guys I know, a fantastic father, and a hell of a stage performer.
poopster - I love all corgis, but there is a special place in my heart for Pudge der Poopster. Pudge for President!
nohetero - Chelsea has been following me since nearly the beginning. One of my most loyal fans and a true friend. She speaks passionately about what she believes and posts things I don’t have the guts to. She also owns one of my t-shirts!
passionfruitspray - Karly is seriously one of the most impressive photographers on tumblr. She consistently finds the beauty in every moment she captures in front of that lens.