“Hiya Mac, where can I take ya?”
“Holy shit, you’re a dog.”
“I’ve been called worse. Now give me a destination so I can fire up the meter.”
“I’m not sure I’m comfortable with a dog driving me.”
“Look pal, I’ve been driving a cab for 49 dog years. I know what I’m doing.”
“How did you even get a license?”
“You can either ride with me, or Rajeesh over there. He’s hit 7 pedestrians and a horse this year and he got lost in a cul-de-sac once.”
“Do you know where the Science Center is?”
“Buddy, I can smell it from here.”
