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April 2012
Upstairs Insomnia
Due to my area of operations being damaged by flooding, I have been relocated upstairs for the time being. I don’t like it up here. All of my Doctor Who episodes are trapped on a computer I don’t have access to. When my mind begins to race and I have trouble sleeping, I usually watch the good doctor do his doctor things, my mind clears up, and I fall asleep. Unless it is a weeping...
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What's a cubit?
Last night we had terrible rainstorms. It seems our pipes were no match for the water and they began to fill beyond capacity. I heard the alarm, looked outside my room and saw a tide of brown sludgy water heading towards me. I sat back on my bed and watched it slowly surround me. Our basement flooded with 6 inches of water. If I wanted to get out, I had no choice but to dip my feet into the water....
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I shouldn't have said I didn't know who that...
I got a hundred messages telling me it’s Larry Styles from One Infection. I didn’t actually want to know. I was perfectly content being oblivious and calling him Captain Haircut.
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darwinfish replied to your photo: Just an observation I made. Who is that kid? I don’t actually know. He keeps showing up on my dash. I’ve been calling him Captain Haircut. It is my belief that he and Trump go to the same hair helmet specialist. 
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My jokes are not connecting today.
Some days I have uncooperative mojo. I think I’ll take a nap.
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I spent way too much time on that Enterprise joke...
But the good news is that my keyboard seems to be rechar
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I use the same cord to recharge my mouse and...
They are both about to die. So I have a choice to make. I can either charge my mouse or my keyb
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A summary of this morning's events.
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OMG I'm so proud of you guise!
I didn’t know if there were any cartoon/Fight Club junkies in the world.  Rob has a podcast called “Talkin’ Toons.” He is slowly but surely interviewing every voice actor there is. They basically get together and do cartoon voices for an hour and it is wonderful.  Also, in this Nerdist podcast he sings the entire Yakko’s World song from memory. (47:30) Oh,...
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