…messages. For my birthday. Plus a ton of posts. I don’t believe I’ve ever had so many people say so many lovely things about me in such a short period of time. It is overwhelming. I tried responding and posting as many things as I could, but I am plum tuckered and have barely put a dent in my ask box.
I read every post, comment, message, tweet, and facebook wall thingy. I can promise you that. And you guys made me feel warm and tingly in places I didn’t know I had. I can’t thank you enough for making my birthday special.
And I should thank my mom and dad for the steak dinner. Very tasty.
Everything was going fine at first. People would download the script and it worked flawlessly. But as the week progressed they started hearing voices. It sounded like a little girl off in the distance. She would whisper things. “Post a kitten. POST A KITTEN.”
People kept messaging me, asking if it was a feature. I didn’t know what to say. And then, exactly 7 days after they downloaded the script, everyone who used it was mysteriously murrrrrderrrrrred.
For god’s sake br0ken-b0ners, forget you ever heard of Missing f. Don’t ever speak of it again. And if you hear a little girl’s voice, RUN. Move to another state. Burn all of your personal belongings. Don’t let her get you.
If I’m not mistaken, today is The Frogman’s birthday. I debated about actually trying to pull this off, but after spending the entire night pulling this together, I damn well better send it and hope that it turns out as well as I had hoped. The only thing missing now is a link to the actual song to add here so people can listen as they look and read. (Here’s the link!: http://youtu.be/DUpgUK9pcEY )
I now give you:
THE JOKER (To the same tune from the Steve Miller Band)