February 2011
Afternoonsnoozebutton: "Attention girls of...
afternoonsnoozebutton:
I would like to lay out some ground rules for taking your profile picture with a webcam. It’s totally possible to take a nice, normal picture. Exhibit A:
But, most of the time, when someone uses a webcam to take a photo, they look really dumb. Here’s 10 pointers to avoid looking like a complete idiot: 1. Back the hell up. We don’t want to see your pores
Imagine how...
It's never a good sign when "holy fuck balls" is...
Some idiot forgot to take his pills this morning.
In related news, I feel like death.
January 2011
Anonymous asked: is it ok to stick my penis into a vat of molten steel as long as they promise to inject me with SARS after
Anonymous asked: so you have a girl/boyfriend? That's awesome man, since when?
Anonymous asked: The Chive >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> my neighbor's dog's turd >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> overweight, old and single basement-dweller fatty who lives with his mom.
Anonymous asked: how do you stop procrastinating?
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Anonymous asked: u hatin coz The Chive is stylin' on u.
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That was an awesome Star Trek joke. You guys don'...
Pssh
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I'm bad at spreadsheetering
I inputed today’s date and google docs changed it to the year 3500.
Luckily I caught it, or my paycheck may not have arrived for 1500 years.
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Sorry for not blogging as much.
I’ve got some shit I need to do and it is eating away my energy normally reserved for bloggering. Trying to get qualified for gastric bypass surgery is a huge energy suck. Just filled out a 20 page form that I’m 90% sure they will not read or just skim.
I haven’t gone anywhere. Do not worry. As action star and governer Arnold Shwarzenegger would say…
It’s nawt uh...
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