The Frogman
May 2010
April 2010
You. Are. Hilarious. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise. I'm a new follower and your funny posts brightens up my depressing, Dashboard. I even enjoy reading your answers on TumblrAsk (or whatever you call this thing). Keep it up. Oh and just wondering: You're a funny guy... what do YOU do when someone "cracks a joke" that isn't funny at all?
Again, you guys are just making me blush today. Thanks for your kind words. And if your dash is depressing might I suggest
http://kittenskittenskittens.tumblr.com
http://dailyotter.org
Those, along with my blog should brighten it right up.
As far as what happens when a joke isn’t funny…well…that depends. If it is my dad, I will mock him mercilessly. If it is a boss or authority figure I will laugh hysterically. If it is a close friend I will punch them in the arm and say, “Booooo!” If it is a fellow comedian I would help them analyze the joke to see if it is salvageable or if they should scrap it.
And what if it is me? I bomb like every other comedian. When that happens I usually cry and hug my stuffed monkey Gabby.
I found your blog and i think it's amazing.
Thank you for bringing some humor into my dull world.
This was more of a statement so I'll add a question.
How are you?
Well aren’t you lovely? I mean, I know your name is straightuplovely, but I meant lovely like flowers or a sunrise. I’m am here to entertain, I do my best, and when people let me know that I’m doing it right, it always brings joy to my heart. As for how I am, I think I’ll quote Tony the Tiger on this one.
“Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat!”
Can you surprise me? (:
Absolutely not.
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OMG SURPRISE!!!!!!!!
I am Asian/Pacific Islander. I don't grow facial hair but I would, very much, like to grow a beard. Any (cheap/magical) suggestions?
The secret to growing a beard is love, patience and the semen of a tiger.
Love your beard, no matter how it looks.
Be patient with your beard, for it grows slower if you try to rush it.
And tiger semen, because I really think it would be funny if I could convince someone to wank off a tiger and rub its splooge on their face in the hopes of getting a beard.
It does really work though. You should totally do that.
And video tape it.
Actually, have a friend record it in case you die mid-wank.
