The Perils of Multitasking
thefrogman: I'm a monotasker
lookitsecho: I can't mono task. I have way too many thoughts.
thefrogman: I just can't spare the concentration for more than one task at a time
When I do, it usually ends in disaster.
DISASTER, I SAY!
The monkey is still in a coma.
lookitsecho: Hahaha. Oh. Do you want to talk about that?
thefrogman: Well, it all started when I had this idea to do a juggling routine while simultaneously shooting an arrow at an apple on top of the monkey's head.
lookitsecho: ... And the monkey agreed to that?!
thefrogman: I may have drugged his bananas.
lookitsecho: That is not okay.
thefrogman: He flinched when the arrow was coming at him. It's not entirely my fault.
lookitsecho: It would have never happened if you hadn't drugged him into doing it okay.
thefrogman: Mr. Peanut will be okay once there is universal monkey healthcare.
lookitsecho: When do you think that will happen?!
Probably after he is already dead and it is meaningless to him.
thefrogman: You seem to care more about Mr. Peanut than my struggles with multitasking. I thought we were friends
lookitsecho: We were friends until I realized that you put a monkey into a coma. I don't know if I can be friends with someone who would be so reckless with another creature's life.
thefrogman: Then I definitely shouldn't tell you about the donkey
lookitsecho: OH MY GOD ARE YOU KIDDING ME.
My mouth is hanging open in shock right now.
thefrogman: Okay, but I totally didn't drug him like the monkey. Leroy wanted to go on the tightrope.
lookitsecho: ... Oh.
thefrogman: I don't even think he realized I was pointing a gun at him. Donkeys don't know what guns are.
lookitsecho: I can't hear any more of this. I am plugging my ears. LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA.
thefrogman: Maybe we should talk about something else
lookitsecho: WHAT? I'M SORRY. I CAN'T HEAR YOU. WHAT DID YOU SAY?
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Reblog for the great GIF rebellion of 2010
The tumblr FAQ states that an animated GIF must meet the following requirements. It must be 512k in file size, and no more than 500 pixels wide. I am here to say, “THIS IS NOT ENOUGH TO POST COOL GIFS!” Every time I find an awesome GIF, I feel like I am playing GIF roulette with the tumblr photo post. “Will this be the time it lets my super awesome GIF not be frozen in...