July 2009
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“The interesting thing about Siamese twins is that they can write a biography and...”
– Demetri Martin
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White Castle flatulence log: Entry #5
8:10pm: Previous gaseous event exceeded safe levels of toxicity. Casualties were minimal, though several house plants within the blast radius did not survive. Thankfully, as the emitter of the gas, I was immune to any toxic effects and mutations. The dog was not so lucky. He has begun to grow a second tail and now walks with a limp. Taking a blood sample for further study.
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White Castle flatulence log: Entry #4
7:58pm: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!
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White Castle flatulence log: Entry #3
7:40pm: False alarm. Felt the build up…but no gaseous content escaped.
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White Castle flatulence log: Entry #2
7:10pm: Laying in bed. A solid 2 second squeaker. Smelled of pickles.
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White Castle flatulence log: Entry #1
6:58pm: First fart of the night. Sitting on chair…maximum reverberation.
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