May 2009
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April 2009
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WatchI moved ten feet to the left to a new room. Room features include 7.1 surround sound, fake guns that look real and muppet murder.
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“Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.”
– Steven Wright
“What is a “frenemy”? It’s in my best interest not to publicly...”
– The Oxford/Frogman Dictionary
“Hey Laserlips! Your mama was a snowblower!”
– Johnny 5
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The xkcd chatroom breeds interesting discussions
Lorax: it's obligatory obama obstreperous observations.
thefrogman: what the hell is an obstreperous? some sort of sea creature?
squeaky: Lorax, thx i rarely get to need to look up words any more :)
thefrogman: moby obstreperous
thefrogman: It has 8 arms and 5 vaginas
thefrogman: my uncle caught an obstreperous once. Hung it on his wall for a while, but he swore the multi-vaginas kept staring at him so he sold it on ebay
squeaky: man, a prime number of vaginas just seems like a problem.
squeaky: because the number of penises on the male has to be the same number! it can't be 4 or 3, or else you have 2 unused vaginas just lying around
thefrogman: you are assuming that the obstreperous is a monogamous sea creature
thefrogman: is 1 a prime number?
squeaky: it could be that too.
squeaky: i guess it works.
Stereo: unless they have group sex
mihtjel: That's known in nature, though
squeaky: the environmental factors that would cause the organism's evolutionary process to select for group sex are a terrifying prospect
thefrogman: you say terrifying, I say pa-tah-to
Lorax: perhaps genetic material is required from at least three other members, and each is hermaphrodictic (if that's a word)
thefrogman: it's almost a word. I think you have an extra c in there
mihtjel: kangaroos are known to have 3 vaginas
squeaky: o_o are you lying, or am i about to have my mind blown?
shoofle: I know, right?!
thefrogman: squeaky let me check my kangaroo...I'll count them
thefrogman: okay, Mrs. Hoppy is not happy with me trying to count those
thefrogman: I spotted 1.5 vaginas for sure
mihtjel: Some species have penises that are split into two ends as well
thefrogman: you saying that hurt my penis a little
Tattoo: "it's not how many you have, it's how you use 'em!"
thefrogman: I'd like to have a few extra just in case
squeaky: i am not yet convinced. wikipedia says nothing on the subject, and the top result for 'kangaroo vaginas' is www.furry.org.au?!
“A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.”
– Steven Wright
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Okay, I lied
me: anything funny you say is subject to being blogified
Tru: and anything funny I say can and will be held against me in a court of hah?
me: yeah, I'm not blogging that
Tru: wwaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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“Ice Cube my favorite ice based rapper after Vanilla.”
– thefrogman
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Rattle whatnow?
Tru: rattle yer dags
me: what's a dags
Tru: I think that expression refers to the dried feces attached to the anal hair of a sheep.
me: I thought those were dingleberries
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WatchHe really should have tried to sell her an extended warranty with that dead baby. Or at least some gold dead baby cables. Best Buy management is going to have a word with him later.
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“I may or may not have fallen asleep on the toilet. I cannot confirm nor deny...”
– thefrogman
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The Frogman's Cookie Recipe
I have never tried this…but I’m sure it will work.
Make cookie dough
Form cookie sized blobs from cookie dough and place on cookie sheet or cookie sheet like thing.
Preheat oven to 4000 degrees.
Set timer for 2.3 seconds.
Serve with milk.
Be sure to use oven mitts because that cookie sheet might be a little hot. Enjoy.
“Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus or just a really cool opotamous?”
– Mitch Hedberg
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“MacGyver. He made mullets cool again. Magnum PI. He made mustaches cool again....”
– thefrogman
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“If you take Ambien, sleep eating can be a side effect. I thought sandwich gnomes...”
– thefrogman
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Principles
Tru: apple has gone too far.
me: you are really giving apple a hard time lately
Tru: indeed.
me: you going to buy a PC then?
Tru: definitely not.
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“Ever since The Sharper Image closed I have been having trouble finding a...”
– thefrogman
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Make your own bacon propeller!
This takes a little bit of work to do, but I assure you it is well worth it. For this trick you will need the following…
Safari
The bacolicio.us bookmarklet located here: bacolicio.us
The rotatorize bookmarklet located here: Rotatorize
Drag those bookmarklets into your Safari bookmarks bar.
Then click on the bacon below.
Click the bacolicio.us bookmarklet to add a second piece of...
