November 2009
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Tales from Lunesta Chapter 3
I find the scrotum to be poorly designed.
If I were in the testicle engineering meeting I think things may have gone a bit differently.
“Alright men. We have finished designing the human testicles. They are the 2 most important things on the male body. Without them there would be no procreation possible and the species would die. Now let’s brainstorm and figure out what to put...
October 2009
The coolest thing ever...today →
If you don’t click on the link above and play with the little slider I’ll have to punch you in the face. It’s not often you find something “punching in the face” cool.
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Tales from Lunesta Chapter 2
The day is too long when there is nothing to do. The day is too short when there is a Dukes of Hazzard marathon. It is a *scientific fact that tight denim shorts accelerate the passage of time. I had an uncle that wore them every day and he only lived 11 years. That’s 79 in jean shorts years. We were all sad to see him go, but relieved to no longer witness a crusty old man in shorts two...
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Tales from Lunesta
I take the sleeping pill Lunesta. It’s the one with the butterfly that attacks you until you fall asleep. About 10 minutes after I take it my brain seems to function…differently. I thought it would be interesting to write short stories under the influence.
Entry #1
A long time ago I wanted to take a pilgrimage on horseback through the desert. I went to the desert horse rental...
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Things I've learned from Lost
Never put metal in the time traveling bunny microwave.
Mysterious hatches always lead to trouble. If your curiosity becomes too great and you are compelled to open a hatch, punch yourself in the face.
Never make a hollow statue of the Virgin Mary. Otherwise she might get heroine up the butt.
Polar bears are bastards.
Carry a shop vac at all times to defend against angry smoke.
Don’t sit...
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