The Frogman

photo A gif of me itching my back hole. 

A gif of me itching my back hole. 

6 hours ago

April 24, 2014
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Anonymous writes...
Hi Froggie! Do you believe in the friendzone?

I believe in something I call “unrequited like.” It’s a less profound version of unrequited love. I think this happens to all genders and it can certainly be disappointing. 

I’ve been on the planet a bit longer than a lot of my followers and maybe I can pass along a few things I’ve learned.

First, if someone has no interest in you. Move on. It will be hard. It might even suck for a while. But trying to win the affection of someone who doesn’t feel that way about you is a big waste of time. You are just going to cause yourself more pain. 

Second, being someone’s friend is not a consolation prize. Friendship is one of the most precious things on earth and should not be discounted into this absurd notion of the “friendzone.”

If you believe in the friendzone you aren’t the “nice guy” you think you are. Women are not objects to be won, and if they reject you, you should respect that. You cannot blame someone for not having feelings for you. It’s like telling someone who doesn’t like brussels sprouts to just start liking them. You cannot magically change their taste buds by saying the right words. 

And lastly, if they offer you friendship, do not accept it if you are just going to be resentful. Either truly be their friend and perform your friend duties with all your heart, or move along. 

In my opinion, if you think you got friendzone’d, you are no friend.

7 hours ago

April 24, 2014
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I promise my intention was not to be rude to that anon. It’s just that I’ve had people make accusations about stuff with Otis before and it scared the poop out of me. I quickly looked up the info and found out they were completely wrong. I was relieved. And then a little angry. And I did not appreciate the anxiety of that situation.

These accusations are serious and you need to take them seriously and do your research before making them. 

8 hours ago

April 24, 2014
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Anonymous writes...
isnt broccoli poisonous to cats/domestic animals in general? id prefer it if you diddn't reblog it or at least put an annotation to like, not poison your pets

Broccoli, cantaloupe, carrots, green beans and fresh alfalfa sprouts are not poisonous to cats, but they work similar to cat-friendly grasses. It is one reason why some cats are drawn to them or even crave for them. Though it is OK to let them have a small amount once in a while, it should not be a major part of their diet.”

It took me about 30 seconds to find 3 different articles saying the same thing. 

I get a lot of these messages that say that animals are being harmed in a video/gif. Sometimes people are correct, and when they are, I will take down the post immediately.

But most of the time these accusations are false. They don’t do any research. They mostly just repeat something they heard once.

The other day there was a pup with dyed feet. I was able to track down the owners of the dog and learned that they had it done by a professional with proven, non-toxic dye. The pup is happy and healthy.

The point I am trying to make is that you should double check and do a little googling before accusing a person of poisoning/harming their pet. It is a serious accusation and you should make sure you are 10000% correct before doing so.

8 hours ago

April 24, 2014
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samuraifuckingfrog:

So, the Muppets have been posting selfies on their Instagram.

9 hours ago

April 24, 2014
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