thefrogman.me

It’s lonely out there for a simple carbohydrate. 

Later that evening…

“Ah thanks Superman. This is a lovely teaspoon. You’re the best.”

“Glad I could help.”

“You know what else I could use?  A proper teacup.”

“Your wanting to drink tea is really becoming a pain in my super ass.”

“But I’ve been drinking tea from this ‘World’s Best Giant’ coffee mug I have. It’s just not the same.”

“Well, I suppose I could steal one from Disney Land.”

(pigeoneyeddevilwoman)

“Hiya Mac, where can I take ya?”

“Holy shit, you’re a dog.”

“I’ve been called worse. Now give me a destination so I can fire up the meter.”

“I’m not sure I’m comfortable with a dog driving me.”

“Look pal, I’ve been driving a cab for 49 dog years. I know what I’m doing.”

“How did you even get a license?”

“You can either ride with me, or Rajeesh over there. He’s hit 7 pedestrians and a horse this year and he got lost in a cul-de-sac once.”

“Do you know where the Science Center is?”

“Buddy, I can smell it from here.”

(sirgoodtoaster / corgiaddict)

If life had spell check. 

(orginal image via starcrossed1 / Cake Wrecks: Oh, the Irony)

I am a foot soldier of loneliness.
My only friend is the blaster at my side.
I fight because I’m told to.
I die because I’m brave.
I cry because…

I am forever a clone.

(vikkeh / stormtroopersaresexy)

Her boobs look She looks amazing, but I would’ve shaved the pits. 

(samuraifrog)

Imagine me standing next to Colin and Ryan. I, too, belong there. 

(fuckyeahwhoseline / fuckyeahcolinmochrie / sarahzny)

“Luke! You must go to the Eggobah system and seek out the great Jedi Master…Yogurt.”

(ialmostlaugh)

I’m glad we finally got these menaces behind bars. 

(fuckyeahdogs / Foxy’s puppies)

The Mombrella

(samuraifrog / dangel799)

The Bowie approves. 

(fuckyeahdementia)

davereed:

Dr Spudberg

We also would have accepted Dr. Potato-Zoid

Taters gonna fhasjkaajhlsfjh. 

You go right ahead Mr. Duck. I hated that dog too.

(pie0)

Check out these hooters. 

I SAID…we’re out of catnip.

(penishole)